I was sitting on the couch minding my own business, watching my 2 1/2 year old boy play on the floor, when suddenly and inexplicably he pushed the eject button, and came shooting upward with full force bashing his bowling-ball of a head smack square right into my grill.
It split my lower lip wide open, loosened one of my teeth, and both my lips look like filler-overload.
Ow.
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*POW* right in the kisser
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