> > This is so entertaining > > That drummer is awesome. Even more so because he's in such a mediocre, douchey, > wedding band. The way the other two guys step up and do their lame, faux ZZ Top moves > makes me think that they're not even aware of what he's doing back there.
I'd like to be a fly on his wall at night.
Wife: How was work dear.
Drummer: I'm tellin' ya, I'm given this band my all, ya know. Pour out gold from my heart for these guys, I mean, really making compost outta the shit line up they gig up night after night. I'm better than these wedding singers, honey, but it's like i can't get any where with them.
Wife: I know, dear, come to bed.
Drummer: Yeah.
Wife: and tomorrow...
Drummer: No, listen to this.. tomorrow we're playing this rich girl's sweet sixteen. Tomorrow could be my big break. What if there was like a producer's daughter invited or something. Tomorrow could be the big break I been waiting for, right?
Wife: We'll see.
Drummer: Yeah. Tomorrow... I'll show 'em. When we do "Kool and the Gang", that'll be my big break out number...
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