Jdurgi |
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Reged: 09/21/03
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Loc: NEW England, CT
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Re: Because that's how she loves me.
08/20/11 03:07 AM
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> > > > Hell, I seem to find ways to fuck myself up having sex. > > > > > > > > > Sex on a bike is in the advanced course. > > > > Nice. Would that be the new 60mph-club then? I'd just be careful with any bumps in > > the road. Wouldn't want to have bad timing and have to make an emergency trip to > the > > ER just to sew your dick back together. > > > If he had one.....
True. He's married, right? Though in that case, he has a dick, he's just not allowed to use it. When the marriage is consummated, the wife physically takes possession of the balls. Leaves the dick to remind the husband of what he used to have pleasure with.
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