MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: Well, you see, Norm, it's like this.

> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
> hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
> natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
> health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
> members.
>
> In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain
> cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally,
> it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
> consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and
> more efficient machine.
>
> And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Yeah, you could prolly add Kirstie Ally and Shelley Long wrestling in a paddling pool full of Bud, in their bikinis to the 80s fantasy thread...