> > "Scrubbing her floors"? > > "Vacuuming her family room"? > > "Plunging her drains"? > > "Shingling her garage"? > > "Euphemizing her random phrase with quotes"? > > Don't forget "cleaning her pool" ...
"Feeding her gerbil." "Bleaching her hair."
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"Opening her mail." "Setting her DVR."
Um, I think I've left the track here.
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