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Reged: 09/21/03
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Re: Sunscreen _nt_
05/30/11 05:02 AM
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Very good idea. I remembered that and slathered myself up before the parties yesterday and today. Got some nice color to me, but not bacon-pink. 
Bugspray is also a very good thing. There are a bunch of mosquitos in this general area who are quite drunk and will soon have the munchies thanks to me. 
Another good thing to bring, if there are individuals who use chewing tobacco, is some way to label the spittoons to ensure nobody uses a plastic cup that they mistake for iced tea later on. I wish I had brought that. I vomited so hard that I swear there was feces from my colon puring up through my mouth. My abdomen hurts so much from hurling so hard.
After these past two days, I REALLY need to learn that I'm not 21 anymore. I'm waiting for my eyes and skin to turn a nasty shade of yellow after this weekend.
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Leave the Party LIKE A BOSS
