MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: Ok, ok...shh..you get cranky when you're drunk...

Ha ha, that reminds me of a moment in Jr. High School. My friends and I were little shits back in the day, I'll admit I was a pain in the ass.

There was this science teacher that hated us bad, and as a result we pranked him constantly. So he didn't pause to give us punishment for black India ink in his coffee, even though he didn't have enough evidence. Why would he automatically assume me and my buddy did it? Couldn't have been from the earlier prank of the severed frog head in his briefcase the day after dissections...it's unfair I tell you.

After a huge shouting fit in front of the whole class, all the while his lips and tongue were stained black, my buddy and I are given detention and have to report to his office after school. Another friend of ours who was in on the joke managed to slip an anonymous note to the teacher claiming someone else had done it and we were setup (I wish this was a joke)..the teacher bought it and after apologizing to us he offered a goodwill gesture of a soda. He asks what we want and my friend says 7-up. The teacher goes back and comes back with a sprite...my friend says "Sprite is fucking gross" the teacher lost it and stormed out of the room.

No moral, other than I was a shit back then.