I came this --> || close to beating Gatinha in TGM2+ for the first time in a epoch, when memory of any past victory on my part has faded; all wins of mine forgotten. This one victory to rule them all would have scored me one awesome payoff on a wager we've had standing since her domination of this title began generations ago in time lost.
Yeah, my stack was near the floor, rocking and kickin' ass, she... she was built up to the top like a parfait of tiles, just struggling to survive my onslaught... I was truly in a zen state, one with my machine... I could see little green letters of code falling like Neo... but I was GatiNeo... victory was mine! I hollered for the kids to gather around, I needed witnesses to this coup, this omen for times of change. As if my victory were not assured enough as it was, I was also on the verge of a special item tile... my indicator bar swollen tall, ready to bestow upon me a wicked fun kind of punishment to finish her with, a special piece to finish her like an MK Fatality... like a bully body slammed on youtube. Even more tasty, it was to be a mysterious piece, a question mark in a box, the deviousness of her death would be inigmatic... she knew her end was approaching, but the fear of the unknown was insurmountable... she was mine as I completed that special row, unleashing the power of that mysterious question mark piece upon my prey.
Spinning cubes, what are these, what dastardly end for her do they portend?
WTF!
It swapped her stack out for mine! My empty stack was now hers and her garbage pile was now mine, and the next piece to fall couldn't fit, and I had LOST! AGAIN! It's like she's got a deal with the devil on Tetris. ITS SO NOT FAIR! No no no no no no. You guys have no idea the taunting and humiliation this woman wreaks upon me in this game. HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!!! It's like the game is coded, nay, hardwired, to assure her victory! UNBELIEVABLE! Kids, go away, there's nothing to see here, move along, move along.
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