> > She came in, and the bartender told me "Just run. Trust me!"
>
> I think he saved you a fist full of cash for when the pimp shows up wanting his take.
>
> Unfortunately, the Doctor wasn't at the bar that night to save you from a fist full
> of pus... you might want to get that looked at.
Yeah, I was thinking that myself - she was probably perfectly normal looking just with a high chance of giving you herpes, crabs, genital warts and other things people like to show off on 'Embarrassing Bodies' (this is a medical program we have over here, it comes on at around 9pm and it totally extreme, I guess they get away with it because they often genuinely help people with their disgusting conditions and people at home that may have the same thing and may then be able to get help also, but its often completely over the top - one time I saw it this kindly, well dressed, well spoken middle aged woman came on and said that "it burns a bit when I pee" and 5 seconds later they've got her on the bench, ripping her vag open for the world to see! No pixelation or anything!, but I digress....)
On the other hand she might have been a total schizoid, obsessive, jealous, alcoholic stalker type - you never know
And you said she was Scottish? maybe it was a ruse so she could nick all you money and stuff to sell to feed her heroin addiction then! (Train Spotting has a lot to answer for when it comes to stereotypes!)
Or the bartender might just be a total bastard who likes spoiling other people's fun
You'll never know!
We would advise you don't try to find out either...
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