> > 1. Quit feeding the animals. Pay not one more ransom. No money = no pirate. Yes, > some > > innocent hostages will suffer... but the number will be few compared to the many > over > > time... and if I were captured with a zip-tie around my necrosing nuts locked in a > > freezer... at that point a death during a failed rescue beats a life of tortured > > agony for crying out loud. > > It's easy to say this when there is just about zero chance that you or anyone you > know is going to end up in this situation. If you're some rich dude who owns yachts, > and your family or whoever is captured, and you can make the whole situation go away > for less than what you'll spend on the new Maserati... You're not going to be able to > tell someone like that not to pay the ransom. > > > 2. Kill the fuckers. They hide out in a lawless governless land... so what are we > > worried about? Invading a soveriegn country? They have no soverign government. Fuck > > 'em. Two words... Tomahawk Missile. > > We *have* killed them, when they can be found. Again, it's easier said than done. > These guys are always on the move and the ocean is a big place. When they're on land, > they hide out in the civilian population.
Don't the peg legs, eye patches, parrots and a fondness for grog give them away though? Challenge em to a contest of insults!
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