> > 1. Quit feeding the animals. Pay not one more ransom. No money = no pirate. Yes,
> some
> > innocent hostages will suffer... but the number will be few compared to the many
> over
> > time... and if I were captured with a zip-tie around my necrosing nuts locked in a
> > freezer... at that point a death during a failed rescue beats a life of tortured
> > agony for crying out loud.
>
> It's easy to say this when there is just about zero chance that you or anyone you
> know is going to end up in this situation. If you're some rich dude who owns yachts,
> and your family or whoever is captured, and you can make the whole situation go away
> for less than what you'll spend on the new Maserati... You're not going to be able to
> tell someone like that not to pay the ransom.
>
> > 2. Kill the fuckers. They hide out in a lawless governless land... so what are we
> > worried about? Invading a soveriegn country? They have no soverign government. Fuck
> > 'em. Two words... Tomahawk Missile.
>
> We *have* killed them, when they can be found. Again, it's easier said than done.
> These guys are always on the move and the ocean is a big place. When they're on land,
> they hide out in the civilian population.
Don't the peg legs, eye patches, parrots and a fondness for grog give them away though?
Challenge em to a contest of insults!
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