I had a friend in high school who used to wear oversized tighty-whities for stealing shit. He was one of these kleptomaniac people, had like 1,000 cds, probably paid for 5% max. Anyway he used to put 2 bottles of wine in there at a time and walk out of the store, you couldn't even tell he had anything in there. It was bizarre. And yes I drank the nutsack wine. I'm pretty sure we always washed the bottles and there were no pubes in the wine legs, whatever you got nothing. :-P
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