> > Raiders of the Lost Ark (2600) > > Space Quest (DOS) > > Police Quest (DOS) > > River City Ransom (NES) > > Dragon Warrior II (NES) > > Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES) > > Super Mario World (SNES) > > Shining Force III (SAT) > > Dracula X (SAT) > > > fucking smw? that's like 3 or 4 sit down sessions of 2 hours. or less if you're good. > same with river city ransom, smb3 and dracula x.
I'm not good at games anymore. I'm not sure exactly when it happened, but I've sucked at games for like a decade or something. A lot of the games on that list are there because of my lack of interest in seeing it through or just my laziness with setting up an emulator. I guess I would just get bored with how tedious it would seem. Oh, and Dracula X is the Saturn version of Nocturne in the Moonlight (SotN)
> if you're shivering in your boots at the thought of having to replay these > flash-in-the-pan games, you need to quit the goddamn army and come lift weights with > me in my garage, eat caveman dinners, fuck my wife some (with me watching of course), > and take some lessons in game playing from me and my brother. > > we will indoctrinate you on how to grow video game prowess pubic hair on your mons > pubis, and your face. and you will enjoy fall sunsets, gentle breezes replete with > beach salinity, soaring self-confidence, a new job building sles 11 boxes, and the > rewards of your own toil at our hands. > > pinky promise.
I am both scared and aroused by your proposal.
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