> > If I wasn't in love with her.....well, that's why I don't live with nobodae. > > I would have thought comments like > > > I'd strip her the fuck > > down right there and fuck her in the ass. > > are why you don't live with anyone.
HAHN HAHN HAHN HAHN HAHN. Right??
Thing is, if I was homosexual, that'd be on the fucking table every second! Nobodae'd bat an eye!
To be fair, my eighteen-year-old girlfriend when I was thirty-two was an anal fiend (she was an anal virgin when I met her earlier in that year). Every day when she got home, I'd attack her and fuck her in the ass. As a bonus, she'd void her bladder all over me when she came....repeatedly. (She was in cowgirl position.) Then when I was done, she'd go in the bathroom and sit on a big black dong, and come some more. And she was a semi-petite 5'3''.
Scifi frauds. SF illuminates.
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