> "Hello. Welcome to your insurance company. Briefly describe what you are calling > about today" > > House insurance > > "OK, health insurance. Are you calling about medicare, medicaid, supplemental > insurance, dental insurance, optical insurance, or some other kind of insurance?" > > Some other kind of insurance. > > "I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Are you calling about medicare, medicaid, supplemental > insurance, dental insurance, optical insurance, or some other kind of insurance?" > > Some other kind of insurance. > > "I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Are you calling about medicare, medicaid, supplemental > insurance, dental insurance, optical insurance, or some other kind of insurance?" > > Some other kind of insurance. > > "I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Let's try using your keypad. > If you are calling about medicare press 1, if you are calling about medicaid press 2, > if you are calling about supplemental insurance press 3, if you are calling about > dental insurance press 4, if you are calling about optical insurance press 5, or if > you are calling about some other kind of insurance, press 8." > > 8 > > "You are calling about some other kind of insurance. If this is correct, press 1. If > not, press 2." > > 1 > > If you are calling about auto insurance press 1, if you are calling about motorcycle > insurance press 2, if you are calling about renters insurance press 3, if you are > calling about a personal articles floater press 4, if you are calling about flood > insurance press 5, if you are calling about home owner's insurance, press 6, or if > you are calling abo... > > 6 > > "OK. You are calling about home owners insurance. If this is correct, press 1, > otherwise..." > > 1 > > "Home owner's insurance. Are you calling to make a claim? If this is correct, press > 1, otherwise..." > > 2 > > "Other home owner's insurance question. If you are calling about an existing policy, > press 1. If you would like to talk to a customer service representative about a new > home owners policy, press 2." > > 2 > > "I'm sorry. You've reached us outside our normal business hours. Please call back > again during normal business hours. Good bye."
Got a good chuckle.
I tend to get very shouty on those voice directory systems. "yes"..."Yes"..."YES"..."NOOOOOO!"
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