> Too many butthole reporters talking about a plot twist in Star Wars. Some dumb fuck
> is going to hint too damn much and spoil the God damn thing. And that's just from the
> tiny audience that saw it during the Hollywood premier.
>
> Thank God I have my tickets for opening day, because once this shit is out of the
> bag, every Tom, Dick, and Smitty is going to be blabbing blah blah blah about Star
> Wars, anbd wow did you hear that Luke took it up the ass? Who saw that coming? I
> DIDN'T BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET YOU TURD!
>
> Cheese and rice. Jiminy Cricket.
I have my tickets for the 21st, and if any of you fucks spoil it before then, I'll make sweet love to your bumholes.
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