Too many butthole reporters talking about a plot twist in Star Wars. Some dumb fuck is going to hint too damn much and spoil the God damn thing. And that's just from the tiny audience that saw it during the Hollywood premier.
Thank God I have my tickets for opening day, because once this shit is out of the bag, every Tom, Dick, and Smitty is going to be blabbing blah blah blah about Star Wars, anbd wow did you hear that Luke took it up the ass? Who saw that coming? I DIDN'T BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET YOU TURD!
Cheese and rice. Jiminy Cricket.
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DON'T even TURN ON the news.
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