MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: EnableDelayedHappinessExclamationPoint WTF

> So after seven days dealing with a problem imposed on me due to the good will of
> people wanting to relieve themselves of electronic equipment that doesn't work
> properly, I apparently succeed in taking a course of action that will never solve the
> issue. So I started dealing with hobbies (drinking heavily).
>

But how do you feel about mary jane?

> Goal: Make this MacBook Pro 2012 not artificially place its CPU under 300% load in
> order to activate its cooling system because it thinks that its CPU is overheating
> while it clearly is not, because absolutely nothing is running and this is a clean
> install of Mavericks.
>

Your ultimate goal here should be less than 40%.

> By pure luck and simple intuition, I used a screwdriver to remove the cover of the
> case which contained the MBP. I don't know anything about EnableDelayedExpansion but
> the expansion of my happiness was delayed when I saw that the motherboard had
> suffered water damage, and while i tried to clean the motherboard with a toothbrush,
> I saw sparks flying from a certain component that I have absolutely no idea what it
> does (yes I am talking like the robot in that game).
>

EnableDelayedExpansion

> Result: Precious time wasted and and awkward feeling that I should be happy with what
> I have and not complain that the expansion of my happiness of owning a MacBook Pro
> that almost works has been delayed by a mechanical defect in a way that was
> satisfying for all fucking variables involved, except my personal happiness.
>

Mechanical defect or toothbrush use?

> Next time I'm going to use LYSERGIC ACID and just forget about shitty laptops that
> almost work, that I have received out of the good will of rich but stupid people who
> have so much money that they can just buy next years model when they feel like it.
>

Sounds like your issue here may be standard fanboyism.

> (I'm fine thanks for asking)
>

Excellent.

> S

G

Oh for Pete's sake.
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