> Ugh. I need to drop 20 pounds... so much pressure to keep up with my hottie wife, > right? Pshh. I'm losing my hair... getting a paunch belly... I think I'm getting > shorter too. So I'm on a diet to tighen things up... I'm 20 pounds over the top-end > of my ideal body weight... so says some quack with a medical degree. > > And suddenly everything tastes so fuckin' yummy! > > My son's left over pizza crust. > > The potato chips I asked them to hold but they put on my plate anyway. > > The free soft serve ice cream at the deli. > > The trail mix with a sinfully large proportion of M&M's. > > The Fruit Loops in the cupboard... with whole milk. > > I took sooooo much for granted. :\
Oh for Pete's sake.
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