> > Ugh. I need to drop 20 pounds... so much pressure to keep up with my hottie wife, > > right? Pshh. I'm losing my hair... getting a paunch belly... I think I'm getting > > shorter too. So I'm on a diet to tighen things up... I'm 20 pounds over the top-end > > of my ideal body weight... so says some quack with a medical degree. > > > > And suddenly everything tastes so fuckin' yummy! > > > > My son's left over pizza crust. > > > > The potato chips I asked them to hold but they put on my plate anyway. > > > > The free soft serve ice cream at the deli. > > > > The trail mix with a sinfully large proportion of M&M's. > > > > The Fruit Loops in the cupboard... with whole milk. > > > > I took sooooo much for granted. :\ > > The opposite happened to me earlier this month on a 7 day trip to Vegas/Grand Canyon. > By the time I got home, I just wanted a God damned salad. > > If you want to drop some quick weight, wait until the afternoon on a day it's too hot > to go to the water park, then go running outside without water > until you nearly pass out. If you pass out, you've gone too far. You could drop > 5-10lbs this way. Good luck!
That's a quick fix, but not something that will last. You need that water. More of it might even be better.
But I'm still probably 100 pounds overweight, so... yeah.
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