I feel jopezu's product might be a good match for my insatiable creepiness towards skin but it lacks drinkability. Whilst yours has sex appeal it is just too outdated of a format. Print porn? Don't make me hahn. Or hehn. See I know at the end of the day when I get off sex chat with girls who are dumb enough to talk to me and I'm lying there with an obese Jamaican telling her about how stupid my girlfriend is and rambling about my limp dick this and that what I really need for my mouth and her tablet computer is drinkability. I mean, think of snatch juice, then think drinkability. Thus, I have to go with Hahn wine. However runner up ain't bad. I like the way your skin stinks and I could probably get a boner for you if your ass is perfectly round. I'd probably suck your duck after a glass of Hahn.
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