My favorite drink I make with my girlfriend, literally. Hehn. To the hehn. To the hehn.
First I attach her rigid snatch tube to the ice ejector unit on my fridge. I just get her to stand on her hands and then plug her in for about 10-15 cubes. Step 2 she pops them out into a cup. Step 3 I squeeze milk her tits like a rabid calf all over the melty cubes. Step 4 add 1 shot whiskey and 1 shot rum. Enjoy. If your girfiend's juice is particularly rigid you can top it off with, well just a nip of Bailey's.
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HEHN HEHN HEHN HEHN HAHN
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