MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin - Re: Gamer parents, help me pleeze

> I need some windows games, preferably free. They are for a 7 year old girl, for the
> premiere of the new family computer. Requisites: appropiate for her, and needing of
> the use of a gamepad. Platformers, learning games (even if they only use the mouse),
> maybe a cute fighter or shooter would be nice too (i.e. nothing too bloody and
> preferably without rotting zombies).
>
> The gamepad will be the "selling" point so the girl stops asking for a console. I
> know zilch-zero-nada of kid games so a helping hand and a starting point will be very
> appreciated. I will personally perform oral sex in exchange of this help. Under my
> conditions, of course
>
> TIA.

Make a batch file for MAME that runs Uo Poko. You'll have to teach her how to insert coins and start a game. Of course P1 coin and start should be mapped to somewhere on the gamepad. The game itself only uses a single button. I'm sure she'll love it, even more if you play it with her. If you only have one gamepad, map player two's button to the space bar.

You don't have to do me orally - I like pancakes though.

S