Tomu Breidah |
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Reged: 08/14/04
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Re: Android is a poor man's asshole
01/11/14 11:53 AM
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> > It's gonna be fuckn sweet and plus moms is gonna cook me a steak while you suck a > > veggie dick. > > > > Are you a veggisquarium go ahead and tell me so I go ahead and kee yee. > > Actually, my mom's a vegetarian. I'm not. I just think steak is gross. I also have > trouble eating on-the-bone chicken. I like to call it "chicken autopsy". I can't deal > with looking at veins and ligaments and shit while I'm trying to eat. Also, I had > fried chicken at KFC once that I think had cancer or something. It was a breast that > had tumors of some kind. That shit will scar a person.
Probably a product of inbreeding, genetic modification, and/or being fed/injected with growth hormones. Or, if you really want to go out on a limb - it's a genetic mutant/freak that only grows chicken muscle and can't be scientifically classified as a "chicken".
I had some chicken somewhere that was unusually tough/knotty like that. It was one of the last pieces I ate in whatever it was (seems like it was some chinese food).
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