> can melt upon entry, making sharp edges. blood spurts. > > /rumor has it
No there is no blood if there are no hemorrhoids. I know because the first time I icecubed my asshole was an accident. I was bark naked on the porn set playing my infamous character Jean-Claude Van Cramme and I sat down on a pile of moon sliver ice and one of them was in an erect position like my dick and it shot right the fuck up my asshole! I lost my erection! Not even the fluffers could help. But then, I got up and bent over and cannonball shot the cube across the room and hit this girl on the forehead. It bounced off her forehead onto the bed leaving a brown stain on the mattress.
The only way your asshole will bleed is if you have hemorrhoids. If that is the case you need to take a full family size tube of Preparation-H with both hands and shove it up your asshole and squeeze the entire contents up your asshole at once and then superglue your butt checks together. Then try to shit. You won't be able to shit but your hems will be healed. Meanwhile I'm gonna have so much ice up my ass it's not even funny. So who do you think comes out on top here? It's me.
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