Every time I hear the heartfelt versions singers put on their Christmas albums it makes me want to scream. It's so terrible and so lame and so fake. It's got to be the worst Christmas song and when they get all into it it's reah of the mouth.
Therefore it's perfect for me to give out as a gift here because I'll have the same thing coming out of both ends and deliver a perfect mathematical balance that can only be appreciated by the elite.