Jdurgi |
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Re: So my little four year old drops the "F" bomb this morning...
12/04/13 09:58 PM
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> We all pile in the car to get me to work… and I turn the key… > > Click. > > Me: The batteries dead. > > Little Man: Oh fuck. > > My wife and I both spin around to look at this little man buckled in his car seat, > "What did you say?" > > Little Man: Oh fuck. > > Gatinha: Where did you hear that? > > Little Man: From you, Daddy. > > > > [cough, er, gah, mumble can't imagine when, cough cough] > > Gatinha: Well, that's an inappropriate word, and if you hear anyone say it, even > papae, you tell them not to use that inappropriate word, ok? > > Me: Yeah, cough, ahem. > > There is just no hope of me making it to work on time not once this week. My older > son borrowed the car and left the lights on. FORTUNATELY I had cables in my trunk.
Was playing cards with some friends a few weeks back and of course plenty of beer was involved. I heard my buddy's kids (5 and 7) coming down the stairs to say good-night to their dad, so I tried to remind myself not to swear. I was chatting with one of my other buddies there and accidentally let "bitch" slip out of my mouth while we were chatting about an old colleague we used to work with.
Realizing I said a swear, I instinctively blurted "Oh shit!" Then realizing I swore again, accidentally blurted out "Fuck!" At that point, I just started biting my lip and mumbling under my breath. Heh. Seemed each time I tried not to swear and failed, I reflexively responded by cussing again. lol.
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