> > then wiped with leaves. > > > Nooo. Haven't you heard... never use leaves to wipe your butt. > > Smooth stones is what you need to use, or says my old military survival training. I'm > still alive, so they must have been part right, right?
Thanks, now I'll know what to tell her the next time I don't know she's taking a dump. I'm never using leaves.
Now, if I can only figure out WTF I got during the Spartan race. It looks like poison ivy, but I have spots on my torso, which was covered. I'm using the topical roids cream just in case.
Oh for Pete's sake.
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