MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin

> Due to the blow to the head suffered Saturday, I've been having horrible headaches
> and insomnia. Most certainly concussed. Tonight I was on the couch watching TV at
> 2AM, and had finally dozed off. I'm awoken to the sound of my dog (the injured one)
> whimpering. I figure he finally has to go outside and do business, something he
> hasn't been able to do for days.
>
> I pick him up, head to the back door, and just as I hit the stairs to the back door
> he lets it loose. Three days worth of piss have finally pushed his bladder to the
> edge. There I am, holding a 65 lb dog, who is pissing all over my back door. Can't
> put him down or I'm getting soaked. Don't want to touch the the back door to open it,
> cause it's soaked, and moving with him to the door would soak the walls. I'd also be
> walking in a river of piss without shoes. Horrible smelling piss that has been in him
> for days. I figure he'll stop soon, and I can make a break for the front door. Nope.
> 3-5 minutes of pissing later my back door, the stairwell, and the floor are soaked in
> foul smelling dog piss.
>
> So here I am 2 hours later. Wide awake on 15 minutes sleep, with a horrible headache
> and a foul smell burned into my nose. Just spent the last few hours scrubbing and
> disinfecting. Gotta be up for work in 1.3 hours.
>
> I'm not saying I have the worst life in the world by any means, but damn do I get put
> in the strangest situations.
>
> //Two piss related mishaps in 24 hour span. Ewww.....

I can't touch that, you are definitely the Master of Disaster. Might want to get that head looked at though. I've cracked my head pretty good more than once, but I can't say I've ever had symptoms of a concussion.