> > Once upon a time, I had no idea what One Direction was. One morning I got up at
> five,
> > had breakfast, caught the taxi to the airport, got on the plane to Sydney, walked
> > down to the train station, and got on my train to work. I had to change trains in
> the
> > city, and thought to myself, "That's funny, there aren't normally this many
> annoying
> > teen girls around." They were getting in the way everywhere. Then I saw the news
> > about One Direction being in Sydney. "WTF is One Direction?" I thought. The next
> day
> > a girl from work and I had a seminar to attend at ASX in the city. While I was
> > walking home across the Domain, there were a bunch of annoying teen One Direction
> > fangirls running around randomly. One of them almost ran right into my face. Stupid
> > fangirls. For a few months recently there was a shop called "1D World" in the city
> > that sold nothing but One Direction merchandise, and disturbingly there were always
> > girls and women buying stuff there. Bloody One Direction.
>
> The first I'd heard of them was in line at the store, they were on the cover of some
> magazine. Made me laugh because I wasn't sure if One Direction was the name of the
> band or a description of the way their hair was all combed.
First person describing them to me called them "New Direction", I had a good laugh (New Direction/Nude Erection)
- Stiletto
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