italie. Foreplay will include me smiling at your mom with a shiteating grin while wet lip suckering on a cigar that appears at first glance to be lit but it has actually gone out just with the ash still on the end. No prejacking is planned and I will Monica Lewinsky said cigar into her fahgina for flow moisture while sweet talking in a thick shithole Chicago accent, blathering some cliche Chicago culture bullshit that includes Chicago crust pizza and some other excrement they swallow down from street vendors like pelicans. I will have shaved a rather bulging bald spot in the back of my head to use during postplay after I have ejaculated. This will involve me turning around and pointing at it and screaming at your mom asking her why is she staring at my bald spot and doesn't she know I'm sensitive about it. Should mommy be rude I will beat her to within an inch of her life. And yes I have grown a mustache like that shown in the pic. To recap, an authentic italie, should you want to be one for Halloween, must include:
-shiteating grin
-spent and wet lipped cigar
-mustache
-bald spot
-Chicago accent
-blather cliche Chicago culture bullshit while handing out candy
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