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Bekki Doll |
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A cynical yet secular shiny retrogamer, thread ressurector and fan of the word "gay".
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Reged: 01/28/12
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Posts: 771
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Loc: Freeport, PA
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He heh heh...
07/29/12 04:38 AM
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All this time and no one mentions the dreaded, devious, cunning, baffling and powerful PROTO-T virus!
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After infection, the virus seems to be written into the memory or memory
routines of a VGA or EGA monitor; or is written into the memory of the
hard drive, or quite possibly, into a modem - or COM port. Thus excaping
most or any known detection methods.
Not since the invention of the Blotto Box has horror gripped computer hardware enthusiasts as their VGA cards turned into CGA cards overnight!
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Proto - T when activated, corrupts data on a disk, stops VGA or EGA
from being used ( Thus either defaulting to CGA, or locking up ), and
prohibits memory from being used over 512K.
It also powers Zalgo due to it being indescribably HEEEEEEEEVHUL!!! It makes Cthulu look like a nymphomaniac candy striper in a sex addiction ward!
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Proto - T is very elusive. There is no program known to detect it.
There may be a connection between those who contract and spread the virus and those who view the phrase "Chris-Chan". Also, ancient hardware may be suspect.
--Bekki
Combating functional illiteracy with latex-clad drama since the '80s, because old video games rule!
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