Don't forget: trees GROW! We need muther farking lumbjackasses to cut down dem trees for wood. And what do you do with wood? (the tree kinds, not the man kinds) Build! Pissant builders to build those barges... & cruiseliners, rafts, & oars. Lots of oars for the peon oarsman to row them behemoth liners all around the planet. Show them how good we got it here. And to keep those poor hungry huddled bastards out we'll build a big wood fence, with towers and bows & arrows! Only let in who we want to work for us...
Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!
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