Nuts aside, on a scale of 1-5 how to you rate the utter deliciousness of italie's heaping bald spot?
1 - I would lick it. Nothing else. Just a taste.
2 - I want to marry the bald spot in holy matrimony. And then fuck it.
3 - I want to rub my balls on it after I cut the lawn and shit my ass out. Then I'll jack on it and leave a Gorbachev.
4 - I want to give it a sweet kiss. That's when I drop trou and cover mine shithole with cream of mushroom soup and then fart on it.
5 - I want to get it in a launch pad. That's when I cover about 90% of the bald spot with mine gaped shithole and then shitlaunch myself off his head.


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