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Don't make me assume my ultimate form!
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Reged: 05/03/04
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Posts: 1483
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Loc: Outback, Australia
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Re: Damn, she's gorgeous, actually...
05/22/12 04:04 AM
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> Sorry no time. I have a busy day ahead of me. First I need to cut my dick and balls > off and put them in ziplock. Then it's time to hustle to the airport and see if I can > catch a one way to O Canada. Basically when I get there first things first I'm off to > the courthouse to show exhibit A (bloody dick in a ziplock) and say I am a woman, > hear me roar. At which point I will demand justice and shag ass to the hospital where > they will cut open my chest and stuff some shit in there that looks sort of like girl > tits. Then it's off to the ball for my big moment. Oh what a dream I can compete with > these average coed chicks for pointlessness. Look at me, Miss Dickless, I made it! I > really made it.
And I'd be the first one to vote for you Smitty. You go girl, you follow that dream.
Moose
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