> > I just want the bin not to suck dick > > I sucked a dick once. > > WARNING: May offend Catholics. > > That reminds me of this one guy that used to work within my department. He was an > overweight, balding, chummy and stinky person who didn't use deodorant that happened > to be a Catholic. 'cause he liked to sweat. > > Just picture how his forehead would look on Ash Wednesday. You may puke now. > > Anyway, this dude was very deep within the closet. On Mardi Gras the cafeteria would > give out beaded necklaces. He saw them as a threat to his masculinity. He even > wondered out loud if they made him look gay. > > But it gets worse. > > I've mentioned that he was chummy. He was so chummy that he'd try to strike up a > conversation with you while you were taking a piss. Even slap your back as if he was > "all that". > > That guy was gay. Flaming gay. If he were a weather occurrence he'd be a hurri-gay. > > He didn't last long at the company. And the coworkers breathed a sigh of relief. > > This would be his idea of a gay joke: > > Hey everybody! I'm gay. > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > Just kidding. > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > Hah hah hah hah hah!!! > > He even had a very disturbing laugh, too. It sounded completely forced, false and > creepy. > > Scares me, and I'm fearless. ;-) > > --Bekki