> Yeah, so I've had a beard since January and there is a smattering of gray hair in it. > Yesterday, Mrs. Gor and I were about > to engage in some boom-chicka-wah-wah, when she calls me Mr. Greybeard. "WTF," I'm > thinking, "I wish that jackass > would stay out of peoples' sex lives." Thanks.
Why not call her 'Cha-cha' then proceed from there?