> > Actually, it's sounds really impressive if you imagine greytbeard doing a Michael > > Buffer-esque intro > > every time he says it. > > > > Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America - Barack > Hussein > > Obama! > > That's your best-case scenario response right there.
A Ray Clay Bulls intro works too.
And now, the executive branch for your United States of America! At Secretary of State, from Arkansas, Hillary Rodman! .... From Kenya, The President, 6'1", Barack Hussein Obama!
It's all really inspiring with Sirius in the background. Thanks, gtb, I wanna go vote right now!