> I know your feelings on sex and kissing other than lips outside of marriage, but how > do you feel about > handjobs outside of marriage? I'm guessing your opposition to kissing other than lips > leaves oral sex out.
Handjobs... nope. Immoral to "Spill your seed on the ground"
Actually, there is only one excuse for sex; Procreation. So in the minds of some priests, I shouldn't be having sex with my wife at all because she is postmenopausal.
Fuck that and Fuck them!
What's hypocritical about that, is that while the church feels so strongly about the "death do us part" part of the marriage vows and it's against divorce, they get around the whole thing by acknowledging (and performing) annulments. Do you know one of the valid reasons for an annulment? Not consummating the marriage.
bah.
Just broke my personal record for number of consecutive days without dying!