Jdurgi |
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Reged: 09/21/03
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Posts: 1009
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Loc: NEW England, CT
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Getting A Rush From Killing Mice
12/10/11 12:04 PM
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My home is invaded by mice. I'm up right now because I spent the evening out and about due to me having to cover every surface in my kitchen with bleach and disenfectant after catching a mouse in a trap on my countertop. I love these one hand set snap traps. Easy to set, easy to dispose of the carcass, and easy to fill with bait.
Anyway, I caught one earlier this week. Then, this evening, I was in the kitchen at night and saw one running around. I actually watched it go into the trap, get its neck snapped, and twitch for a few moments before it died. That's when the disinfectant was applied.
I came back home after the night out to see another mouse in the trap that I had re-set. Jdurgi = 3, Fucking Mice = 0. Two corpses. Gave me a sick exhilarating feeling.
Anyway, as I've sobered up, I was getting ready to head to bed for the evening when suddenly I heard a loud "SNAP!" followed by some small crackling. Could I have caught yet another? Yup. I've photographed all the corpses I've piled up, and eventually will put them into a presentation with Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust" at some point just for my own sick pleasure. This last one, I photographed it once it stopped twitching for about an house, and didn't respond to any prodding. I emptied it out of the trap, re-baited the trap with peanut butter (mice seem to friggen love this stuff. Better than any other bait out there), then photographed the dead piece of shit. Jdurgi = 4, Mouse = 0.
Three fucking victims in one night. It's kind of scary getting such enjoyment out of this death camp. I have my own Mouseswchwitz here at my home. The only thing keeping me sane is the momentary sickness as I saw the one mouse twitch and die after its neck was snapped. Yet, that was truly momentary since once it stopped twitching, I felt like I had won the lottery.
Fatigue is finally kicking in and I'll be heading off to bed in a quick moment, but below you can see the latest victim from Jdurgi's mouse genocide. If I see a mouse, I will kill it. The disease carrying, structure destroying, filth spreading fucker can rot in hell. Every one that dies is like a dose of morphine to me. Makes me relaxed, makes me smile, makes me forget about my worries, and makes me enjoy being human.
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I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
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