Jdurgi |
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Re: Underwear Flap poll...
09/10/11 09:14 AM
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> Guys, > > When you take a piss, do you... > unzip your pants and slip your wiener through the flap of your underwear, leaving > your belt buckled and shirt tucked in? > unbuckle your belt. Unsnap/unbutton and unzip your pants, then go over the top of > your underwear? > not wear underwear and go commando? > go to the stall and sit down like a girl? > just wear a diaper?
There needs to be conditional statements there. More often than not, the fly is unzipped and I piss by yanking the pole out through the fly in the boxers. If I feel there is even the slightest risk that I may have to shit, I'll sit down to avoid a shart. Many times, it's just a bunch of gas, but the one time failure is too much for me to risk. Also, if I'm out with a chick whom I hope to bang that night, I may end up using a stall and sitting down so I can easily push down the semi-boner and ensure the piss hits the toilet, or jerk one off so I can last longer with the hottie.
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