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Re: Well, you see, Norm, it's like this.
07/04/11 02:44 AM
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> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is > hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This > natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and > health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest > members. > > In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain > cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, > it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular > consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and > more efficient machine. > > And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Yeah, you could prolly add Kirstie Ally and Shelley Long wrestling in a paddling pool full of Bud, in their bikinis to the 80s fantasy thread...
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