Five guys go to "The Nun Club," which is apparently the worst of its kind in the city. The "Nuns" are Chinese women who say "Christmas" a lot, and to get any action out of them, you need to buy and down 4 quad shots in rapid succession.
One guy walks out, where he runs into two female friends who were waiting for them outside. They drag him "back inside" what is now a bar, where they proceed to attract other women to the guy by "being stupid."
"Here, watch this one," one begins, indicating one of a mass of indistinct femaleness at the bar. "The way sitcoms make a name for themselves is to have one funny thing," she says loudly, feigning drunken attraction to the guy, "because all the others will just copy that."
End sequence. I wish the television had been on to have influenced that.
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