MAMEWorld Forums - The Loony Bin

> > Just curious, but how many points do you deduct from the beauty of a woman when
> > you're drunk? Last night, was at a bar and a woman from Scotland sat next to me and
> > was flirting. And by flirting I mean she took her top off and showed me her DD
> sized
> > tits. While drunk, I thought she was a 6. So was she really a 4 or a 3? Either way,
> > we went outside to wait for a cab to take her and I back to her place. The cab
> didn't
> > show up, so she did some mouth magic on me. I went inside to be cheered by the
> crowd
> > in there and call another taxi company. She came in, and the bartender told me
> "Just
> > run. Trust me!" So when the taxi came I ditched her and went home. I never got her
> > name.
> >
> > Still, I'm just curious how truly nasty she was. Regardless, she had good mouth
> > skills, a good accent, and beautiful boobs with nipples that were perfectly sized.
>
> The only thing I know for sure is that drinking with Jdurgi sounds fun.

Haha. Yeah, it was one hell of a night. Spent it with the bartenders of the bar I frequent which is basically shutting down as new ownership comes in and replaces everyone. I can't remember the number of shots that were done, or all the drinks that never went on the tab because the bartenders didn't give a shit since they were being let go anyway. Amazingly, I woke up the next day without a nasty hangover, a horrible taste in my mouth, or itching down south. Still no itching today so I'm in good shape. Just need to let the lining of my stomach grow back a bit, but for now I got some alcoholic cred for getting a BJ from a random girl at a bar whose name I never got and whom I just flat out ditched.

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