I hate the giant billboards they put on restaurant tables nowadays. Logans has got to be the worst. Not only is it a 6 page foldout book... seriously... but worse... it hangs by its spine from a rack which makes the book swing open, maximizing its visual field occupation... but it gets even worse than that.... the whole rack is anchored in a metal bucket full of peanuts... meaning your view for the entire meal is the billboard minus the people you are eating with that you can't see. When your dinner comes, you almost haver to hold your plate in your lap, because there are also a bunch of salt shakers, ketchup bottles, cheese shakers, vinegar dispensers, hot sauce bottles, and a giant vibrating dildo on the table. We had to ask our waiter I forget how many times for fresh batteries.
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