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We were in this beautiful apartment, listening on shortwave, and when it got close Bing opened a bottle of Scotch and was tapping it against the mantel,” Kathryn Crosby said. “When Mazeroski hit the home run, he tapped it hard; the Scotch flew into the fireplace and started a conflagration.
What the fuck did she just say? The scotch started a what? A giant flatulation? Those dumb dora darbs from the 1940's where such funny-talking flat tires when they were ossified on giggle water.
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