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~sniff~ It's like home ~sniff~ <nt>
07/04/13 03:49 PM
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> So I have (had) pigeons and other birds that I thought were roosting in vents and the > soffits in the front of my house. After procrastinating for a long while, I finally > had exterminators come out last week to deal with it. They got rid of birds and nests > and buttoned everything up. That night, I can still hear movement in my walls and > ceilings. The guys came back the next day, re-checked all of their work and can't > find anything. Finally, they ask if they can take a look in the crawlspace above my > condo. It turns out the birds were getting right inside the crawlspace, and the whole > thing has basically been a pigeon coop for years. 10 or so birds stuck inside, nests, > eggs, chicks, and about 3 inches of pigeon shit covering everything. They install > one-way pipes to get the remaining birds out and they come back today to pull on > hazmat suits and go up there to scrape up all of the mess. > > So the guys show up and start setting up. One of them slips while he's up there and > punches out a two foot section of my bathroom ceiling. They cleaned up the mess and > taped up the hole, but in the meantime I've got plaster and pigeon shit raining down > on my toothbrush and everything else in the bathroom. After about four hours, the > guys come down and tell me they have to quit because it's now too hot in the attic to > function, and they're only about 1/3 done with the job. My hope had been to wash my > hands of this mess today, and now it looks like it'll be one or probably two more > sessions, plus a plaster guy coming to fix the ceiling. > > Meanwhile, I'm trying to work from home through all of this, and the babies (13 mos.) > are just fit to be tied all day. I finish up work while my wife gives them dinner, > then we all pile in the car to get ice cream and just get out of the house for a > while. That goes OK, but when we get home, my wife suddenly realizes that nobody's > seen the cat in hours and his dinner is untouched, which means he's either missing or > dead. We start searching the house and find nothing. Our best guess at that point is > that the cat snuck out while the exterminators were coming in and out. My wife starts > freaking out, the babies start shrieking because it's now past their bedtime, and I'm > yelling at everyone to calm down and shut up. Finally, I convince my wife to put the > kids to bed, while I hit the streets and try to find him. I crisscross back and forth > all over the neighborhood and turn up nothing. In the meantime, my wife's called her > brother over to help search and she's blowing up the local Twittersphere. I come in > to get a flashlight and continue the search now that it's dark. On a hunch, I make > one more pass through the basement with the flashlight (I'd already been through > there twice). Sure enough, there he is huddled behind the downstairs apartment's air > handler, staring at me with big saucer eyes. > > So in the end, everyone is safe and everything mostly worked out, but holy crap am I > exhausted.
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