I was in Thailand, playing Ping Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing...aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them, they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say, but they held me down, and they shoved a Ping Pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
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