What I find most entertaining about this news fest is that the whole thing is about BUTTFUCKING and PUSSY SQUASH SMASHCUNT-SCISSORING. The whole country is talking about it. Specifically, millions of people are discussing the implications of SMASHING 2 PUSSIES TOGETHER UNTIL THEY fucking SQUIRRRRRT maybe fucking SPACE DOCK ASSHOLES, LOCK EM UP. LOCK AND LOAD. Or maybe they just are just thinking about DEUCE GAY MEN RAMMING DICKS INTO EACH OTHERS ARSEHOLES UNTIL THEY CLOWN POCKET. This is news. This is our country, this is what we do.
If you see deuce dykes on the street ask them how they like the whole country talking about how they mash their cunts. Ask them if they ever accidentally kick each other in the face during a scissor and does that just piss them off and make them scissor faster. How fast could they scissor theoretically. Ask a gay man if he thinks his chilli dog should be national news and will a gerbil be the best man.
I couldn't care less personally. I just want everyone to be totally clear on what people are discussing, which is rabid scissoring and buttfuck chilli.
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