> Well, you see, if I had a dick one day and then the next morning I didn't, I would > unknowingly stand to piss. The piss would go all over the floor, making a mess.
Oh oh oh. Alas, I was missin the concept, yo. Fergive meh.
> > However, I'm glad to report my dick is still here and intact! > > Glad to hear it! Be sure and let us know the second the situation changes. Or, you > know, don't.
Hahahahah. In the mid 90s, I was super hot on the idea of hermaphrodites. A chick with a vagina and a cock boning another chick....oh, man.
Imagine being one. You'd actually have four ends of pleasure. Ahem, this is of course academic.
Consider it high comedy....sincere tragedy....whatever...don't take it personally.
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